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burtonmercer — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:15:29 +0000

from Maybe Israel’s The Problem Dept

burtonmercer — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:35:32 +0000

This morning NPR reported on bands of hateful, racists and sexist Israeli men trolling the streets at night looking to humiliate Jewish women.

Apparently, the only way these modern day Klan members have a chance with women is to prohibit them from dating the men they love, Arabs. According to one of the vigilantes who would not be named, these women are attracted to their goodness and absence of xenophobia.

This blog marvels at the lack of tolerance in a land which grew from such oppression.

from the BAWHAHAHAHAHA Dept.

burtonmercer — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:25:52 +0000

The land of the midnight sun has taken another step to devaluing their little bronze medallion in announcing the current American president is the winner of their ‘Peace” Prize. Huh.

Nominations for this award closed February 1, 2009, do the math.

Most recently, this silly little country gave one of these things to Algore for narrating a slide show.

In other news, Misty & Kerry just received
the Gold Medal for the 2010 Volleyball match they will most likely win in London.

This Blog believeNorway may be owned by CNN -

from Martin Scorsese’s A Pimp dept

burtonmercer — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:43:40 +0000

Evidently old Marty is a fan of legalizing child rape, in signing that crazy Hollywood petition to Free Roman. I wonder if his FIFTH wife, Helen Morris, knows?

This blog is worried about the fate of their 10 year old daughter Francesca Scorsese in the hands of a fella with that intellect. Your’re right Marty, Roman is a really good director.

from the Sit Down Bitch Dept

burtonmercer — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:13:09 +0000

Former CBS Spokes-model and resident clown, Brother Dan Rather, was told to go away by the Appellate division of the NY Supreme Court. Evidently, he has spent the last three years trying to sue his way back onto television?

This blog wonders what Dan was thinking when he presented his fake Bush documents during his infotainment show back in 2004. Smells like a desperate little man unable to compete with the actual journalist over on 60 Minutes.

Maybe he was still smarting from being douched by Bush’s dad?

Does CBS still have an evening news? THe editors of this Blog an under 86 and do not receive that channel.

This Blog agrees with Dan, it takes COURAGE to shove a forged document in the face of the American people and tell them it’s authentic.

from the I Can’t See My Feet Dept

burtonmercer — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:39:12 +0000

Today the latest docu-rant from one of Michigan’s fattest loads. “CAPITALISIM: A LOVE STORY” appears to be Fat Francis’ love letter to America and her continued success.

This blog suspects if he felt differently, his movies would be free; of course his wallet wouldn’t be as fat as his head.

Most recently, Tubby had success with a flick entitled SICKO. The film praised the benefits of government run health care.

This blog believes the filmmaker may have been a bit biased; looking for free personal health care in light of all the maladies associated with people how cannot take the goddamn fork out of their mouth.

from the “That’s Catholic Pimp to You” Dept

burtonmercer — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:56:12 +0000

LA’s Prince of Darkness is once again in the spot light. Sporting a rich history of fostering catholic homosexual pedophilia & lawyering-up in lieu of deference to god, may have a paper trail of his disregard toward the flock. Cool!

But as long as those LA Catholics keep funind his gang, he should be able to stave off prosicution until his time on Earth runs out.

Of course, if Mahoney isn’t actually Satan, this blog has a feeling his maker is going to bend him over and give him what for…

from the Did You Really Need to the Video Dept

burtonmercer — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:29:25 +0000

If it looks like a turd and smells like a turd don’t taste it flush it. It’s not a real ACORN.

from the Nancy Pelosi Fears Bill Ayers Too Dept

burtonmercer — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:07:04 +0000

Today, the gas bag behind the wheel of America’s clown car recalled the horror caused by domestic terrorist and friend of President Obama, Bill Ayers. Almost weeping, Nancy Pelosi related the violence in her home town during the 1970s.

Billy Ayers Taliban like club, the Weather Underground, apparently executed some of their most prolific work in the 1970s, including executing San Francisco Police Officer Brian V McDonnell.

Luckily she has special security including taxpayer paid private aircraft, for the rest of you saps, suck it up and good luck.

This Blog is Opposed to the Execution of Americans by Domestic Terrorist.

from the Little Man Big Mouth Dept

burtonmercer — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:38:21 +0000

Petite Gayfish Kanye West has once again proved he continues to lack class and girth.

More important, hey Kanye, have you made good on your promisary estopple to the people of New Orleans? Remember, at the Katrina benefit? You were going to call your business manager and give as much as you could, it’s in the video. Did you?

As KW is completely irrelevant, his inclusion here is only because President Obama reached down into the toilet and pulled the little turd out.

This Blog believe the President owes an apology to jackassess everywhere.